So after much deliberation and at the suggestion of others, I am officially launching Blondie’s Perception!  Just my humorous look on this crazy life.  Follow me, tell your friends and hope you enjoy!

Blondie’s Perception:

It’s taken me a while to start this blog because I was waiting for the perfect beginning. The day that really just felt right…well, my friends…today is the day.

Last night I was able to attend a fancy schmancy industry dinner.  All in all it’s a great dinner and a fundraiser, so win/win.  After the dinner we were heading to the after party at a local bar.  I will admit, I looked nicer than I do on most days, but I’m pretty sure I just looked like, well…me.  My friend and I are walking down the sidewalk and this gentleman with his family comes running towards me yelling “I know you…I know you!”  (I do not know him).  I am assuming he is crazy OR thinks I am someone famous (easy mistake…I get it).  He grabs my hand and tries to pull me away from my friend and hug me.  All while yelling “I got her ring!  I got her ring!”  Please note:  he did not get my ring.  The takeaway from that one is that I have to practice being famous in order to be used to things like that.  Noted.

Then we go to the lovely after party.  I am talking with clients and industry friends and having an overall good time when this rando woman approaches me.  She uses no words, but just gestures at me to try to give me a piece of ice.  I didn’t realize what she was doing so the first piece of ice ended up down my shirt.  Awesome.  Then she held two pieces of ice in her hand and tried to…wait for it…put them in my mouth.  MY MOUTH.  First of all, no.  Second, use your words ma’am.  Finally, DO NOT put your filthy hands and probably drug laced ice near my face.  I became concerned when the ice melting on the bar ledge started looking cloudy, so immediately ran to the bathroom to hose myself down.  I will never know why…and that is the mystery I must live with forever now.

Well, last night was weird/awesome because you really cannot make that stuff up.

Happy Thursday.  And that my friends, is quite the way to welcome you to Blondie’s Perception!  #blondiesperception #crazy #nyc #talesfromaworkevent #donteatpoisonice