List of things to not do on the A train (especially when it’s negative degrees):
-be racist

-talk about not being racist

-list all of the races you like

-explain that you like them because of their cooking (and you even like Chinese food)

-talk about the KKK

-talk about the lessons God is telling you to tell us while holding up a magnum bottle of vodka

-sing while sitting on a chair in the train doorway

-talk about politics

-tell me who to vote for (not sure Bernie would appreciate your help)

-tell everyone how much you have missed riding the A train

-start a conversation about Colonel Sanders (not Bernie, the chicken guy)
#no #talesfromtheAtrain #blondiesperception