No I do not want to watch your dance troop (with rancid BO) perform in the taped off section of the crowded sidewalk.  No one does.

No sir, I do not want a tiny cloth slathered with the scented oil (read: chlorophorm) on it that you are trying to sell on the side of the same said sidewalk.

No, homeless man, I do not like it when you lunge towards me making sucking sounds.

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